Catholic Quotes

First you get down on your knees, Fiddle with your rosaries, Bow your head with great respect, Then genuflect, genuflect, genuflect! Make a cross on your abdomen When in Rome, do like the Romans Everybody say his own Kyrie Eleison Doin’ the Vatican Rag!

I have as much authority as the Pope – I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

From January 1919, American Catholic priests were required to obtain authorisation from the Federal administration to buy Communion wine. Prohibition had begun. During 12 long years, the production, trade and consumption of alcoholic drinks was totally prohibited in the United States. Very soon, there mushroomed numerous, ostensibly Christian, sects for the purpose of celebrating, with […]

The Catholic Church… upheld feudalism, then monarchism, warning of growing evils and possible revolutions. In the same manner, and under the same reservations, she now upholds capitalism; but, above all things and forever, she upholds the Catholic Church.

I believe the spreading of Catholicism to be the most horrible means of political and social degradation left in the world.

I am convinced that some political and social activities and practices of the Catholic organizations are detrimental and even dangerous for the community as a whole, here and everywhere. I mention here only the fight against birth control at a time when overpopulation in various countries has become a serious threat to the health of […]

If wisdom should come to popes, what comforts it would deprive them of!

I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so.