People in cars cause accidents and accidents in cars cause people.
Car Quotes
Most guys in Hollywood have one car and, like, 80 girlfriends. I have 80 cars and one girl, and it’s cheaper.
I couldn’t find the sportscar of my dreams so I built it myself.
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, “Why were you going so fast?” I said, “See this thing my foot is on? It’s called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.”
