Canadians do not like heroes, and so they do not have them.
Canada Quotes
America’s attic.
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
Stephen Leacock told of an old Canadian politician on the hustings. “The time will soon come,” he told his audience, “where I must go to that place to which all go and none return.” He waited for a response from the crowd and was pained when he got none. His listeners sat woodenly in their […]
When I was there I found their jokes, like their roads – very long and not very good, leading to a little tin point of a spire which has been remorselessly obvious for miles without seeming to get any nearer.
I don’t even know what street Canada is on.
