Canadians don’t deal with the same kind of health care problems and traumas we face. They have a health care system based on treating hockey injuries and curing sinus infections that come from trying to pronounce French vowels.
Canada Quotes
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
It is wonderful to feel the grandness of Canada in the raw.
The United States dollar took another pounding on German, French and British exchanges this morning, hitting the lowest point ever known in West Germany. It has declined there by 41% since 1971 and this Canadian thinks it is time to speak up for the Americans as the most generous and possibly the least-appreciated people in […]
I am rather inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. (referring to what would be called “Canada”)
Canadians are generally indistinguishable from Americans, and the surest way of telling the two apart is to make the observation to a Canadian.
The great themes of Canadian history are as follows: Keeping the Americans out, keeping the French in, and trying to get the Natives to somehow disappear.
The Canadians of those days, at least, possessed a roving spirit of adventure which carried them further, in exposure to hardship and danger, than ever the New England colonist went, and led them, though not to clear and colonize the wilderness, yet to range over it as coureurs de bois, or runners of the woods, […]
For some reason a glaze passes over people’s faces when you say “Canada.” Maybe we should invade South Dakota or something.
