Canada Quotes

Until I came to Canada I never knew ‘snow’ was a four letter word.

If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be “Oh, shut up.” The Americans talked too much, mainly about themselves. Their torrid love affair with their own history and legend exceeded – painfully – the quasi-British Canadian idea of […]

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity.

Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.

Canadians don’t deal with the same kind of health care problems and traumas we face. They have a health care system based on treating hockey injuries and curing sinus infections that come from trying to pronounce French vowels.

A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

It is wonderful to feel the grandness of Canada in the raw.

The United States dollar took another pounding on German, French and British exchanges this morning, hitting the lowest point ever known in West Germany. It has declined there by 41% since 1971 and this Canadian thinks it is time to speak up for the Americans as the most generous and possibly the least-appreciated people in […]

I am rather inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. (referring to what would be called “Canada”)