California Quotes

Los Angeles makes the rest of California seem authentic.

The chief products of Los Angeles are novelizations, salad, game show hosts, points, muscle tone, mini-series, and rewrites. They export all of these items with the twin exceptions of muscle tone and points, neither of which seem to travel well.

There is no culture here in California, only trash. The West Coast has no tradition, no dignity, no ethics – this is where that monster Richard Nixon grew up. One must work with the trash, pit it against itself.

This is asinine! A Caesar Chavez Day in California? Wasn’t he convicted of a crime?

Here in Pasadena, (California) it is like paradise – Always sunshine and fresh air, gardens with palm and pepper trees, and friendly people who smile at one and ask for autographs.

There’s nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.

Los Angeles is like one of those machines that treat flour. When the wheat comes in, it’s full of interestinging ingredients – but it goes through this machine and what you get out at the end is perfect white crap.

I had been warned many times by American friends that I must expect to find a mushroom town filled to overflowing with exquisitely beautiful young ladies. My first impression was that Los Angeles is a toadstool town filled to overflowing with centenarians… I discovered afterwards, of course, that these are the Middle-Westerners, who have come […]

The attraction and superiority of California are in its days. It has better days, and more of them, than any other country.

If they’d lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I’d settle here until the next earthquake.