Los Angeles is famous for three things: first as a city where more suckers are strung, and more wallets are extracted than in any other city of like size in America. Second as a city where the marriage relation is made ridiculous and where sex-stimulation is at the maximum. Third as a city where there […]
California Quotes
California is running out of electricity… What can the rest of us do to help our fellow countrypersons in California? The answer is that we can send them our spare electricity. Just imagine what would happen if all the households in this great and generous nation got out their extension cords and connected them together, […]
Southern California, where the American Dream came too true.
Now imagine the scene. A peninsula with the Pacific on one side of it and the huge bay on the other – a peninsula bumpy with bold, precipitous hills, some of them nearly a thousand feet high. The San Franciscans work in the valleys and live on the hills. Cable cars haul them up in […]
San Francisco is perhaps the most European of all American cities.
In California, people used to write songs about T-Birds and Corvettes. Today, they write regulations.
Big Sur is the California that men dreamed of years ago, this is the Pacific that Balboa looked at from the Peak of Darien, this is the face of the earth as the Creator intended it to look.
There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
California is a garden of Eden, a paradise to live in or see, But believe it or not, you won’t find it so hot If you ain’t got the do re mi.
L.A. Is a meat factory that grinds people into neat little packages.
