Business Quotes

Catbert is a typical cat, in the sense that he looks cute but he doesn’t care if you live or die. Recently he became the Human Resources Director at Dilbert’s company where he teases employees before downsizing them. You’ll see more of him as I shamelessly capitalize on the fact that many people like cats. […]

A little bit of quality Will always make them smile; A little bit of courtesy Will bring them in a mile. A little bit of friendliness Will tickle them is plain. And a little bit of service Will bring them back again.

Honesty is the soul of business.

An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.

Venture a small fish to catch a great one.

An accountant is a man who watches the battle from the safety of the hills and then comes down to bayonet the wounded.

Let the buyer beware.

An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.

I am always amazed when people proudly proclaim, “I never mix business with pleasure.” I want to reply, “What is wrong with you?” If you want to build a successful team at work, your management philosophy should be exactly the opposite- you should always mix business with pleasure. You should be constantly finding new ways […]

Packard had the highest margin of profit per car in automotive history the year it went out of business.