Business Quotes

People who drink light “beer” don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.

There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a drunkard when he prays.

Just Do It!

I never criticize anyone. The way to develop the best that is in a person is by appreciation and encouragement.

Let me remind you that credit is the lifeblood of business, the lifeblood of prices and jobs.

Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors. (“Dilbert”)

In fact, companies are borrowing more techniques from cults every day. For example, cults try to separate you from the rest of society. Companies make you work so many hours that you never see the rest of society. Cults tell you to wear dorky outfits. Companies tell you to wear dorky outfits too, except on […]

Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to changing vessels is likely to be more productive than energy devoted to patching leaks.

Those who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, usually do.

Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they’ve done.