I have a brain and a uterus and I use both.
Brains Quotes
The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it’s a good idea to turn off the sound.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! That we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! (Othello)
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. (“Dilbert”)
