Brains Quotes

You’ve got the brains of a four year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

The human brain is like a railroad freight car – guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.

And this is only one of the differences between men’s and women’s brains. Another difference involves a brain part called the “cingulate gyrus,” which is the sector where emotions are located. The Reuters article does not describe the cingulate gyrus, but presumably in women it is a structure the size of a mature cantaloupe, containing […]

Brains are like hearts – they go where they are appreciated.

Long whiskers cannot take the place of brains.

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs.

The fact that a human brain of high amperage, otherwise highly efficient, may have a hole in it is surely not a secret.

Brain, n.: The apparatus with which we think that we think.

This wretched brain gave way, and I became a wreck at random driven, without one glimpse of reason or heaven.

Brain, v. (as in “to brain”): To rebuke bluntly, but not pointedly; to dispel a source of error in an opponent.