A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Birthday Quotes
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.
I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.
My birthday-present! It came to me on my birthday, “my precious,” So he had always said to himself.
It was his birthday. Deagol ought to have given the ring to him. It had previously turned up just so as to be a present. It was his birthday present.
What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light. Anniversaries are very well up to a certain point, while one’s babies are in the process of growing up: they are joy-flags that make gay the road and prove progress; and one looks down the […]
