Birth Quotes

A woman when she is in travail hath sorrow, because her hour is come: but as soon as she is delivered of the child, she remembereth no more the anguish, for joy that a man is born into the world. (John 16:21)

It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant, perhaps, the one is as painful as the other.

Being born, we die; our end is consequent on our beginning.

As the births of living creatures at first are ill-shapen, so are all innovations, which are the births of time.

The moment you’re born you’re done for.

Birth, n.: The first and direst of all disasters.

There is (sic) two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is – twins.

My mother groan’d, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked, piping loud, Like a fiend hid in a cloud.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither the charms, and it’s the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging over these events that darkens a husband’s mood.