Perhaps the problem is that Bibles are soaked in LSD before distribution. The more pages turned, the more it seeps into fingers and into the brain causing all sorts of silliness. So get LSD out of the Bible and onto album jackets where it belongs.
Bible Quotes
I am very sorry to know and hear how unreverently that most precious jewel, the Word of God, is disputed, rhymed, sung and jangled in every ale-house and tavern, contrary to the true meaning and doctrine of the same. (on the translation of the Bible into English, 1545)
It (The Bible) has lost power in the proportion that man has gained knowledge.
We see nothing worthwhile in this book. It is most evil, injurious, fallacious, divisive book ever written. It has caused more deaths, tortures and suffering than any other book ever written. It has been the most oft-used instrument for holding back human progress for thousand years. It has been the cause of more wars than […]
Revelation, n. A famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.
The Bible is one of the most genocidal books in history.
The Bible is the inerrant… word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc.
Both read the Bible day and night, But thou read’st black where I read white.
Jesus always spoke in red.
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible… for loopholes.
