Beer Quotes

Payday came and with it beer.

Let us sing our own treasures, Old England’s good cheer, To the profits and pleasures of stout British beer; Your wine tippling, dram sipping fellows retreat, But your beer drinking Britons can never be beat. The French with their vineyards and meager pale ale, They drink from the squeezing of half ripe fruit; But we, […]

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

In heaven there is no beer- That’s why we drink ours here.

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Prohibition makes you want to cry in your beer, and denies you the beer to cry into.

But the greatest love – the love above all loves, even greater than that of a mother, is the tender, passionate, undying love, of one beer drunken slob for another.

I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.

Why certainly I’d like to have that fellow who hits a home run every time at bat, who strikes out every opposing batter when he’s pitching, who throws strikes to any base or the plate when he’s playing outfield and who’s always thinking about two innings ahead just what he’ll do to baffle the other […]