Beer Quotes

But if at the Church they would give us some Ale. And a pleasant fire, our souls to regale; We’d sing and we’d pray, all the live-long day; Nor ever once wish from the Church to stray, (“The Little Vagabond”)

I have never gotten into wine. I’m a beer man. What I like about beer is you basically just drink it, then you order another one. You don’t sniff at it, or hold it up to the light and slosh it around, and above all you don’t drone on and on about it, the way […]

Payday came and with it beer.

Let us sing our own treasures, Old England’s good cheer, To the profits and pleasures of stout British beer; Your wine tippling, dram sipping fellows retreat, But your beer drinking Britons can never be beat. The French with their vineyards and meager pale ale, They drink from the squeezing of half ripe fruit; But we, […]

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

In heaven there is no beer- That’s why we drink ours here.

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Prohibition makes you want to cry in your beer, and denies you the beer to cry into.

But the greatest love – the love above all loves, even greater than that of a mother, is the tender, passionate, undying love, of one beer drunken slob for another.