Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
Beer Quotes
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
When the pilgrims, seeking religious freedom, landed at Plymouth rock, the first permanent building put up was the brewery.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I’ve always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap.
Why, if ’tis dancing you would be, There’s brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton built on Trent? Oh many a peer of England brews – Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can – To justify God’s ways to man. Ale, man, ale’s […]
Why, we’ll smoke and drink our beer. For I like a drop of good beer, I does. I’ze fond of good beer, I is. Let gentlemen fine sit down to their wine. But we’ll all of us here stick to our beer.
They who drink beer will think beer.
But if at the Church they would give us some Ale. And a pleasant fire, our souls to regale; We’d sing and we’d pray, all the live-long day; Nor ever once wish from the Church to stray, (“The Little Vagabond”)
I have never gotten into wine. I’m a beer man. What I like about beer is you basically just drink it, then you order another one. You don’t sniff at it, or hold it up to the light and slosh it around, and above all you don’t drone on and on about it, the way […]
