We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
Beer Quotes
For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King. (The Winter’s Tale)
Well ya see Norm, it’s like this – A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general […]
I will make it felony to drink small beer. (Henry VI)
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer. Ray, the guy who brings me beer. Me, the guy who drinks the beer. Far, a long way to get beer. So, I’ll have another beer. La, I’ll have another beer. Tea, no thanks I’m having beer. That will bring us back to – (reaching the crescendo of […]
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’d rather drink a beer than win father of the year! (Homer Simpson)
Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don’t put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn’t eat.
You foam within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, Whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises, Here’s to beer, Here’s to cheer, Here’s to beer! (“The Bartered Bride”)
