Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.
Beer Quotes
I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer. The stuff that Joe’s Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap. The stuff that I can drink all day Until my memory melts away. Poems are made by fools, I fear But only Schlitz can make a beer.
Beer is good food.
If they don’t want us to drink and drive, why do you have to have a driver’s license to buy beer?
It’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.
Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don’t put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn’t eat.
You foam within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, Whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises, Here’s to beer, Here’s to cheer, Here’s to beer! (“The Bartered Bride”)
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I […]
Put it back in the horse! (after he drank his first American beer at a bar)
Always store beer in a dark place.
