If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I’d take the nothing.
Beer Quotes
Beer contains Vitamin Pee.
Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold – It’s paradise – pure liquid gold. Yes, beer means many things to me – That’s all for now, I gotta pee!
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale – Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille!
For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, cheer. For every storm, a calm. For every thirst, a beer.
I have never gotten into wine. I’m a beer man. What I like about beer is you basically just drink it, then you order another one. You don’t sniff at it, or hold it up to the light and slosh it around, and above all you don’t drone on and on about it, the way […]
Payday came and with it beer.
Let us sing our own treasures, Old England’s good cheer, To the profits and pleasures of stout British beer; Your wine tippling, dram sipping fellows retreat, But your beer drinking Britons can never be beat. The French with their vineyards and meager pale ale, They drink from the squeezing of half ripe fruit; But we, […]
When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
