Beer: Nature’s laxative.
Beer Quotes
A six pack a day keeps the shakes away!
Beer. If you can’t taste it, why bother!
Champagne costs too much, Whiskey’s too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. This little refrain Should help to explain Why it’s better to order a beer!
Friends don’t let friends drink Light Beer.
Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I’d take the nothing.
Beer contains Vitamin Pee.
Of all my favorite things to do, the utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow bend. Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold – It’s paradise – pure liquid gold. Yes, beer means many things to me – That’s all for now, I gotta pee!
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale – Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille!
