Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. […]

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

History flows forward on rivers of beer.

Beer: Nature’s laxative.

A six pack a day keeps the shakes away!

Beer. If you can’t taste it, why bother!

Champagne costs too much, Whiskey’s too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. This little refrain Should help to explain Why it’s better to order a beer!

Friends don’t let friends drink Light Beer.

Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I’d take the nothing.