I give unto my wife my second best bed. (his will)
Bed Quotes
My bed is like a little boat; Nurse helps me in when I embark; She girds me in my sailor’s coat And starts me in the dark. At night I go on board and say Good-night to all my friends on shore; I shut my eyes and sail away And see and hear no more. […]
I feel like I’m in a rut. Every time I go to bed at night, I find myself just getting up again in the morning.
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.
When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.
The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn’t the kind that folds.
Whoever thinks of going; to bed before ten o’clock is a scoundrel.
Ship ahoy, my Little Skipper, It’s time to sail for Blanket Bay! Climb aboard your baby clipper, But don’t you drift too far away.
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed.
