How come, on TV, men with pointy beards are evil, men with rounded beards are lovable fools who die, and men with sideburns are jerks?
Beard Quotes
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don’t even exist yet.
You can’t grow a beard if you shave.
If Providence did beards devise, To prove the wearers of them wise, A fulsome goat would then, by nature, Excel each other human creature.
That ornamental excrement that grows beneath the chin.
Facial hair on men is also a powerful symbol. It represents nonconformity, masculinity and unruliness.
There was an old man with a beard, Who said: ‘It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren Have all built their nests in my beard.’
Kissing a fella with a beard is like a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there.
Of the seven dwarves only Dopey had a shaven face This should tell us something about the custom of shaving.
Beatrice: Just, if he send me no husband; for the which blessing I am at him upon my knees every morning and evening. Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woollen. Leonarto:You may light on a husband that hath no beard. Beatrice: What […]
