Baseball Quotes

Throw high risers at the chin; throw peas at the knees; throw it here when they’re lookin’ there; throw it there when they’re lookin’ here. (Explaining how to pitch to a batter)

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.

Any manager who can’t get along with a .400 hitter is crazy.

How dear to my heart was the old-fashioned hurler, who labored all day on the old village green. He did not resemble the up-to-date twirler, who pitches four innings and ducks from the scene. The up-to-date twirler I’m not very strong for; He has a queer habit of pulling up lame. And that is the […]

You don’t save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain.

Baseball is what we were, and football is what we have become.

Baseball and cricket are beautiful and highly stylized medieval war substitutes, chess made flesh, a mixture of proud chivalry and base – in both senses – greed.

Kids are always chasing rainbows, but baseball is a world where you can catch them.

He’s pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. (on Nolan Ryan)

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.