Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
Baseball Quotes
The last words to the ‘Star Spangled Banner?’ ‘Play ball!’
Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases.
I never realized how boring this game was. (Homer Simpson, watching baseball while sober)
It’s hard to win a pennant, but it’s harder losing one.
Jackie, (Robinson) we’ve got no army. There’s virtually nobody on our side. No owners, no umpires, very few newspapermen. And I’m afraid that many fans will be hostile. We’ll be in a tough position. We can win only if we can convince the world that I’m doing this because you’re a great ballplayer, a fine […]
Ninety feet between the bases is the nearest thing to perfection that man has yet achieved.
But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake; and the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake. So upon that stricken multitude, grim melancholy sat; For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat. But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all. And Blake, the […]
Baseball is like a poker game, nobody wants to quit when he’s losing: nobody wants you to quit when you’re ahead.
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
