Monday, n.: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.
Baseball Quotes
True, there are differences between baseball and religion, no way around it. Religions have at least one god. Baseball only has demigods. Religions know the Truth. Baseball only has statistics. Still, nit-picking aside – they’re about the same. Baseball is religion without the mischief.
You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball, the rules and realities of the game – and do it by watching first some high school or small-town teams.
