I don’t consider myself bald, I’m just taller than my hair.
Bald Quotes
He wore baldness like an expensive hat, as though it were out of the question for him to have hair like other men. (on Cecil B. DeMille)
And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in […]
I don’t know that the new male pattern baldness pill is such a good idea. I really don’t think I could date a man with hair growing from the roof of his mouth.
This head has risen above its hair in a moment of abandon known only to men who have drawn their feet out of their boots to walk awhile in the corridors of the mind.
Respectability, n. The offspring of a “liaison” between a bald head and a bank account.
I like your bald head Marc. It feels just like my wife’s behind. Marc Connolly (feeling his head): So it does, George, so it does.
Better a bald head than no head at all.
You collect your straggling hairs on either side, Marinus, endeavouring to conceal the vast expanse of your shining bald pate by the locks which still grow on your temples – Why not confess yourself an old man – There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
A fly bit the bare pate of a bald man, who in endeavouring to crush it gave himself a hard slap. Then said the fly jeeringly, You wanted to revenge the sting of a tiny insect with death; what will you do to yourself, who have added insult to injury?
