Is it not strange that sheep’s guts should hale souls out of men’s bodies? (Much Ado About Nothing)
Bagpipes Quotes
A true gentleman is a man who knows how to play the bagpipes – but doesn’t.
I understand that the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never quite equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
