I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Baby - Babies Quotes
Some mom fixing to have a baby wonders out loud – when she wonders out loud whether or not the doc is going to be there to deliver the baby, it’s a – we heard a story, by the way, about that – it’s a sad situation. (Scranton, Pennsylvania, Jan. 16, 2003)
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
I think it’s important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike… I believe we ought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed […]
When I had my baby I screamed and screamed. And that was just during the conception.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
I hate babies. They’re so human – they remind one of monkeys.
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
He is so mean, he won’t let his little baby have more than one measle at a time.
