We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.
Baby - Babies Quotes
If you want a baby, have a new one. Don’t baby the old one.
When I was a baby, I kept a diary. Recently, I was rereading it. It said, ‘Day 1 – Still tired from the move. Day 2 – Everybody talks to me like I’m an idiot.
My friend has a baby. I’m writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Exactly a week before the final treaty with England was signed, (Benjamin) Franklin saw Paris’s first balloon ascension at the Champ-de-Mars… On the occasion itself he made an epigram which ran through Paris and was hurried off by Baron Grimm to his royal correspondents in Germany, Poland, and Russia. What good, some sceptic asked, could […]
Monday’s child is fair in face, Tuesday’s child is full of grace, Wednesday’s child is full of woe, Thursday’s child has far to go, Friday’s child is loving and giving, Saturday’s child works hard for its living, and a child that’s born on a Christmas Day, is fair and wise, good and gay.
Born on Monday, Fair in face; Born on Tuesday, Full of God’s grace; Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad; Born on Thursday, Merry and glad; Born on Friday, Worthily given; Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living; Born on Sunday, You will never know want.
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
Just when a couple is able to afford to go out evenings, they’re too busy babysitting with their grandchildren.
A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
