Atheism Quotes

If there is a God, atheism must strike Him as less of an insult than religion.

An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.

If you want me to believe in God, you must make me touch him.

Theism tells men that they are the slaves of a God. Atheism assures men that they are the investigators and users of nature.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an Atheist? Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth men’s minds about to religion.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

They that deny a God destroy man’s nobility, for certainly man is of kin to the beasts by his body; and if he is not of kin to God by his spirit, he is a base and ignoble creature.

Atheists maintain that spiritual experience is purely subjective, with no basis in a reality outside of the subject.

A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would have to be abolished.