Ass Quotes

Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back of an ass.

To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.

“If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble… “the law is a ass – a idiot. If that’s the eye of the law, the law is a bachelor; and the worst I wish the law is that his eye may be opened by experience – by experience.”

Remember that a kick in the ass is a step forward.

An ass may bray a good while before he shakes the stars down.

Ass, n.: The masculine of “lass”.

God give me a rich husband, though he be an ass.

Who drives an ass and leads a whore, Hath pain and sorrow evermore.

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.

An illiterate king is a crowned ass.