Arguing - Arguments Quotes

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.

When you let someone else win an argument, often you both end up winners.

Many can argue; not many converse.

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it.

The gentleman puts me in mind of an old hen which persists in setting after her eggs are taken away.

The best argument is that which seems merely an explanation.

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they’re yours.

“You are old,” said the youth, “and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than suet; Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak – Pray, how did you manage to do it? “In my youth,” said his father, “I took to the law, And argued each case with my wife; […]

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me.