I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contain’d, I stand and look at them long and long. They do not sweat and whine about their condition, They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins, They do not make me sick discussing their duty […]
Animals Quotes
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
The best thing about animals is that they don’t talk much.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I’d be a dog, a monkey, or a bear, Or anything but that vain animal, Who is so proud of being rational.
The purity of a person’s heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals.
Ad in Variety: ‘Lion-tamer, looking for a tamer lion.’
Every animal knows more than you do.
I never liked my own species.
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
