You have to remember that men are a lot like cats. When one of them offers you a dead rodent, it’s the most valuable gift he can think of. (Catwoman)
Animals Quotes
Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.
May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep.
I once had a beautiful kitten, With beautiful ears and pink nose, But alas from a kit to a tomcat With terrible swiftness it grows, I ponder now hour upon hour, As my beautiful kitten grows fat, He was awfully cute as a kitten, But I hadn’t arranged for a cat.
Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it’s always a cat.
Human beings show their superiority to the brutes by their capacity for boredom, though I have sometimes thought in examining the apes at the zoo, that they, perhaps, have the rudiments of this tiresome emotion. However that may be, experience shows that escape from boredom is one of the really powerful desires of almost all […]
Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water’s edge. Perhaps ten […]
The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than black people were made for whites or women for men.
