Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. (Rule 46)
Animals Quotes
In a dog-eat-dog world, it is the dogmatic domain of dog lovers to offer dogdom a dog’s chance to rise above the dog days for a doggone good time.
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
There is something in the unselfish and self-sacrificing love of a brute which goes directly to the heart of him who has had frequent occasion to test the paltry friendship and gossamer fidelity of mere man.
(My dog) can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.
Do you know the difference between involvement and commitment? Think of ham and eggs. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.
The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry.
Ignorant people think it’s the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain’t so; it’s the sickening grammar they use.
You have to remember that men are a lot like cats. When one of them offers you a dead rodent, it’s the most valuable gift he can think of. (Catwoman)
