Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the vats, And licked the soup from the cooks’ own ladles, Split open the kegs of salted sprats, Made nests inside men’s Sunday hats, And even spoiled the women’s chats, By drowning their […]
Animals Quotes
Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
Our children are brutalized and insensitized if they are made to pull the spinal cord from a living frog : it will be that much easier, subsequently, to harm a dog, a chimpanzee – a human. Thus a more humane ethic – a respect for all living things -is desirable not only for the well-being […]
Black bears rarely attack. But here’s the thing. Sometimes they do. All bears are agile, cunning and immensely strong, and they are always hungry. If they want to kill you and eat you, they can, and pretty much whenever they want. That doesn’t happen often, but – and here is the absolutely salient point – […]
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.
Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled.
Mooses come walking over the hill; Mooses come walking, they rarely stand still. When mooses come walking they go where they will, When mooses come walking over the hill. Mooses look into your window at night: They look to the left, they look to the right; The mooses are smiling, they think it’s a zoo, […]
I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I’d rather see than be one!
