Black bears rarely attack. But here’s the thing. Sometimes they do. All bears are agile, cunning and immensely strong, and they are always hungry. If they want to kill you and eat you, they can, and pretty much whenever they want. That doesn’t happen often, but – and here is the absolutely salient point – […]
Animals Quotes
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.
Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled.
Mooses come walking over the hill; Mooses come walking, they rarely stand still. When mooses come walking they go where they will, When mooses come walking over the hill. Mooses look into your window at night: They look to the left, they look to the right; The mooses are smiling, they think it’s a zoo, […]
I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you anyhow I’d rather see than be one!
There is something wholly likeable about most people who write about animals.
Mary had a little lamb Little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white as snow. Ev’rywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went, Ev’rywhere that Mary went, The Lamb was sure to go. It followed her to school one day, School one day, school one day, It followed her to […]
Ah yes, I wrote “The Purple Cow” I’m Sorry now I wrote it But I can tell you Anyhow I’ll Kill you if you Quote it!
