And Noah, he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, ‘I don’t care where the water goes if it doesn’t get into the wine’.
Alcohol Quotes
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
A man shouldn’t fool with booze until he’s fifty; then he’s a damnfool if he doesn’t.
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkenness or so good as drink.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An Englishman will fairly drink as much As will maintain two families of Dutch.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
