Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Alcohol Quotes
Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution, or of a bad memory!
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had nothing to live on but food and water.
The thirsty earth soaks up the rain, And drinks, and gapes for drink again; The plants suck in the earth, and are With constant drinking fresh and fair.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
Fill all the glasses there, for why, Should every creature drink but I? Why, man of morals, tell me why?
Be kind, O Bacchus, take this empty pot offered to thee by Xenophon, the sot, Who, giving this, gives all that he has got.
Drink, and be mad, then; ’tis your country bids! Gloriously drunk, obey th’ important call!
