The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
Alcohol Quotes
Always remember, that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An Englishman will fairly drink as much As will maintain two families of Dutch.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. (Lady Astor to Winston Churchill) Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
You may compute the period when happiness is in season, which in my judgment, enters the room with the tea-tray. For tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities, or are become so from wine-drinking, and are not susceptible of influence from so refined a stimulant, will always be the […]
I’ll be sober tomorrow, but you’ll be crazy for the rest of your life. (in reply to an accusation of drunkenness)
I must point out that my rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after, and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them. (Said during a lunch with the Arab leader Ibn Saud, when he heard that the king’s religion […]
Then trust me there’s nothing like drinking, So pleasant on this side of the grave: It keeps the unhappy from thinking, And makes e’en the valiant more brave.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
