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Alcohol Quotes
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake which I also keep handy.
Drinking your liquor well has always been to us (West Indians) a part of manhood and being a gentleman. I used to drink scotch. I have a new predilection for martinis. It’s more sophisticated, more belligerently radical.
And the alcoholic bastard waved his finger at me, His voice was filled with evangelical glee, Sipping down his gin and tonics, While preaching about the evils of narcotics, And the evils of sex, and the wages of sin, While he mentally fondles his next of kin.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution, or of a bad memory!
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had nothing to live on but food and water.
The thirsty earth soaks up the rain, And drinks, and gapes for drink again; The plants suck in the earth, and are With constant drinking fresh and fair.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
