The horse and mule live thirty years, And never know of wine and beers. The goat and sheep at twenty die, Without a taste of scotch or rye. The cow drinks water by the ton, and at eighteen is mostly done. The dog at fifteen cashes in, Without the aid of rum or gin. The […]
Alcohol Quotes
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snake bite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
Governments rationalize that the proceeds of those vices can be ascribed to the larger social good. The are able to erase the moral aspect. When indulged in by the lower classes, they are vices; in the intellectual classes, they are indulgences and idiosyncrasies.
Alcohol is nicissary f’r a man so that now an’ thin he can have a good opinion iv himself, ondisturbed be th’ facts.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake which I also keep handy.
Drinking your liquor well has always been to us (West Indians) a part of manhood and being a gentleman. I used to drink scotch. I have a new predilection for martinis. It’s more sophisticated, more belligerently radical.
And the alcoholic bastard waved his finger at me, His voice was filled with evangelical glee, Sipping down his gin and tonics, While preaching about the evils of narcotics, And the evils of sex, and the wages of sin, While he mentally fondles his next of kin.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution, or of a bad memory!
The secret of drunkenness is, that it insulates us in thought, whilst it unites us in feeling.
