Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?
Alcohol Quotes
Wine that maketh glad the heart of man. (Psalms 104:15)
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine. Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come. His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it. And there were set there six waterpots of […]
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it.
I am full of holy joy and free booze,” said Cobbler. “I feel moved to sing. It is very wrong to resist an impulse to sing.”
It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.
And Noah, he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, ‘I don’t care where the water goes if it doesn’t get into the wine’.
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
A man shouldn’t fool with booze until he’s fifty; then he’s a damnfool if he doesn’t.
