What I’m trying to say is, I’m not a drinker – I’m a drunk.
Alcohol Quotes
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.
(Holding his dram and staring it in the eye) Ye killed me mither; Ye killed me father; Ah, sweet revenge!!
I never drink water, that’s the stuff that rusts pipes.
Wine, which cheereth God and man. (Judges 9:13)
Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch?
Wine that maketh glad the heart of man. (Psalms 104:15)
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
And when they wanted wine, the mother of Jesus saith unto him, They have no wine. Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come. His mother saith unto the servants, Whatsoever he saith unto you, do it. And there were set there six waterpots of […]
