A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Alcohol Quotes
The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.
To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy; Better than the pain of thinking, Is to steep the sense in drinking.
If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink, – Good wine, a friend, because I’m dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why. (sometimes ascribed to John Sirmond)
The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie. Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey onto my granola and faced a new day. (International Imitation Hemingway Competition)
