Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it’s just compounding the felony.
Alcohol Quotes
Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.
To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy; Better than the pain of thinking, Is to steep the sense in drinking.
If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink, – Good wine, a friend, because I’m dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why. (sometimes ascribed to John Sirmond)
The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie. Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey onto my granola and faced a new day. (International Imitation Hemingway Competition)
The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Then Priss arrived, draggin a volume of colorlessness in with him, a drabness that was unaffected by the noise and the absolute splendor (no other word would describe it – or else it was the two martinis glowing inside me) that filled the room.
On Earth there is the custom of drinking liquids which have been fortified with alcohol. We find it stimulating.” – “Oh, yes. I am afraid, then, that I must decline. Ethyl alcohol would interfere most unpleasantly with my metabolism.” – “Why, so it does to Earthmen, too, but I understand, Dr. Tholan,” Drake replied. “Would […]
