Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
Alcohol Quotes
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.
I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me. (when told to turn from drinking 12 pints plus 2-3 bottles of whisky a day)
I don’t like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with it’s just compounding the felony.
Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.
In its full flower this is a five-handed game… The central role is that of the Alcoholic… The chief supporting role is that of Persecutor… The third role is that of Rescuer… The fourth role is that of the Patsy, or Dummy… The ancil- lary professional in all drinking games is the bartender or liquor […]
First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother. (on Jack Kerouac)
