At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials.
Age Quotes
You know you’re getting old when you look at a beautiful 19-year-old girl and you find yourself thinking, ‘Gee, I wonder what her mother looks like’.
You are only young once, but if you use your time right, once is enough.
When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies’ Room Will I Be Too Old to Care?
Only the good die young, which explains the average age of Congressmen.
Aging is a process by which you become more like everyone else and less like yourself.
Middle age is when you’re old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young.
