I believe the true function of age is memory. I’m recording as fast as I can.
Age Quotes
Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.
Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter.
A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
The old repeat themselves and the young have nothing to say. The boredom is mutual.
Age: that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.
When you’re eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Old, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an “old man”. Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an “old” book.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
