Midlife crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age.
Age Quotes
You ought never to “sass” old people- unless they “sass” you first.
Women are as old as they feel – and men are old when they lose their feelings.
The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
He is competent from the age of 16 or 17 thenceforth for 35 years. After 50 his performance is of poor quality, the intervals between are wide, and its satisfactions of no great value to either party.
There’s no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.
There cannot live an unhappier creature than an ill-natured old man, who is neither capable of receiving pleasures, nor sensible of conferring them on others.
A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Old men must die, or the word would grow moldy, would only breed the past again.
