Age Quotes

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.

Is not old wine wholesomest, old pippins toothsomest, old wood burns brightest, old linen wash whitest? Old soldiers, sweetheart, are surest, and old lovers are soundest.

Years do not make sages; they only make old men.

The best years of a woman’s life – the ten years between 39 and 40. (attributed)

The “best” thing about growing older is that more members of the opposite sex look attractive.

Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old.

Age is a quality of mind. If you left your dreams behind, If hope is cold, If you no longer look ahead, If your ambitions’ fires are dead, Then you are old. But if from life you take the best, And if in life you keep the jest, If love you hold: No matter how […]

Change excites me. I am fifty years of age. It’s when the mind catches up with the body.

Deaf, giddy, helpless, left alone, To all my friends a burden grown; No more I hear my church’s bell Than if it rang out for my knell; At thunder now no more I start Than at the rumbling of a cart; And, what’s incredible, alack! No more I hear a woman’s clack.

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I’m not old yet!