I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.
Advice Quotes
Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts, and recycling it for more than it’s worth.
An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.
A prince who is not himself wise cannot be wisely advised – good advice depends on the shrewdness of the prince who seeks it.
If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times.
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
About the worst advice you can give to some people is, “Be yourself.”
They that will not be counseled cannot be helped. If you will not hear Reason, she surely will rap your knuckles.
This letter will, to you, be as one from the dead. The writer will be in the grave before you can weigh its counsels. Your affectionate and excellent father has requested that I would address to you something which might possibly have a favorable influence on the course of life you have to run, and […]
